2/10 Hirveä
Jill
Liikematkailija
26.11.2024
Huonoa: Siisteys, henkilökunta ja palvelu, majoituspaikan kunto ja tilat ja huoneen mukavuus
SAVE YOURSELF!!!!
This not-so cozy little gem is nestled among crack dens & gospel missions in one of the roughest parts of Philly! Take a nice long hot shower. But bring your own soap because you’ll find the soap dispenser as empty as the condemned houses all around you! No washcloths or bath mat towels are provided. Charge all of your electronic devices before climbing into bed. Decide if you're gonna unplug the TV or AC because the other three outlets don't work!
Climb up to the top bunk. What’s that? You’ll take the bottom bunk? No, you silly thing. There IS no bottom bunk. Crawl onto the small pad on a wood plank. The pillow case & comforter will provide deep exfoliation. The pillow case and comforter are extra scratchy! It’s as if papier mâché made linens! (Oh! La La! French linens with a thread count of deux!). And, I know what you’re gonna say! But won’t the top sheet get in the way of my skin care? Nope! Because this room doesn’t have one!
In the morning, wander down to the 1st floor & take in that VIEW! Oh, did I say “view”? I meant Vue! As in a Saturn Vue. It’s parked right out in front of the hotel and loaded with garbage!
If you dare venture out amongst the trash filled lots & threatening folks, you’ll run your fastest mile since high school! Because in about a mile the neighborhood gets slightly better.
I hope you enjoy your stay even more than I did! Cause if you check out early, you won’t get a refund. Heck, you won't even get a reply!
Jill
Yöpyi 4 yötä marraskuussa 2024
