Our air-conditioning didn't work. We asked for it to be fixed, but no-one cared. We had to keep the windows open as it was very warm, and were hence attacked by vicious mosquitoes.
We were brought new towels every day, but no cleaning was done whatsoever. Not the lavatory, not the floor. We ran out of toiletpaper, and they didn't even pardon.
The beach lies close by, but you need to take steep steps, and we were not given the key to the gate leading to the stairs until the third day of our 5day stay.
The nearby hospital has a helicopter field 5m from the room. Prepare for LOUD noise.
Thin doors and walls, your neighbor hears you snore and vice versa.