2/10 Terrible
Scott
23 Sept 2024
Liked: Cleanliness
Disliked: Staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Osaka doesn't always seem friendly. But you'll notice the city's warmth go out of the air as you approach this welcomeless budget horror movie set.
Boasting an unlit exterior with a door that redirects you to a joyless apartment building, you'll love arriving after sunset to find no staff or signs of life. You'll love the rejected Choose-Your-Own-Adventure plotline as you confront the Door of Numbers, sashay past Unmanned Brutalist Front Desk, and navigate the Unnecessarily Creepy Halls of Extreme Heat.
Punch the right numbers and you'll escape into Room. Enjoy lavish amenities like Bed and Ineffective Air Conditioner.
Working on a bleak novel or screenplay? This austere ode to claustrophobia and sanitarium-saturated nightmares has you covered.
Short on laughs? Just try to cancel your reservation. Maybe you won't be laughing as management jerks you around — but someone will be.
Scott
Stayed 4 nights in Sep 2024