2/10 Hirveä
William
Matkusti perheen kanssa
16.11.2024
Hyvää: Siisteys, henkilökunta ja palvelu ja majoituspaikan kunto ja tilat
Huonoa: Huoneen mukavuus
Trains, choppers, & a cool bathroom feature!
First of all…. Let’s address the train in the room. Upon entering the hotel the very friendly staff will check you in and casually mention there’s a train “close by” and you “may” hear it or experience vibrations. Listen everyone. I was homeless for 2 years and lived in the NYC underground system and I wasn’t disturbed by trains as much as I was in this hotel room. It felt like we were staying IN The Polar Express.
Moving on let’s discuss the fire system. You know how you’re always wishing that someone would do some flash photography of you in the middle of the night when you’re dead asleep??? Well I have GREAT news for you…. The fire system flashes sporadically within every hour and half! Just closing your eyes? FLASH!!! Just hitting REM sleep?! SAY CHEESE MOTHEF…..!!!! Have a baby in the room? They’ll love this feature.
Did you say HELICOPTERS?!? If you want to relive the 2001 war film Black Hawk Down this is the hotel for you. Just walk in your room and flip on the AC. It’ll sound like a HH-60 is hovering over you at 30’ through the night. Drift into a deep sleep (until the aforementioned flashes start of course) with the humming of the American military industrial complex inches away from your face.
And now the crown jewel of the room. The bathroom. Have you ever wanted your entire family to watch you shower or poop??? More. Great. News. This room features a glass door that gives the entire room a silhouette of what you’re doing in there!
William
Yöpyi 1 yön marraskuussa 2024