I am a vacation rental owner that lists on this site as well as on another site, so I am giving you an honest review, and I know what a rental should look like to a guest. Summary: Look elsewhere if you want to spend this kind of money. First, the pictures are far better than the actual place, yet the location was fantastic. The place was filthy as our socks and bare feet told the story. The "chef" kitchen was nice but looks like it was stocked by the "Swedish Chef" from the Muppet Show. The oven was dirty, and the drawers/cabinets looked like they just threw everything from across the room, and the items bought from a yard sale. There were leftovers in the fridge, and some of the food in the cabinet was far past expiration. The Sonos sound system was great, but don't play the music on the deck after 8pm or a neighbor woman will scream at you from her deck. (This rule was not in the handbook). The advanced lighting system is a mess, never knowing what will turn on, where or when. Also, they shouldn't even show the observatory in the pictures because you cannot use it. Finally, when we took the linens off the beds, the mattress cover was dirty and stained, and the pillows were yellowed by sweat..ewe.
They left us one roll of paper towels and had to use toilet paper when it ran out and there was no soap or shampoo to be found anywhere. When treating a guest, you try and think of everything a guest could need to the smallest detail, and a spotless environment with fresh linens. I charge 250 a night and you can eat off the floors. Once again, this place is expensive (I paid over 700 a night). With that kind of price, it should be exquisite. Instead, expect Motel No-Tell with this place. Take a pass, you will be glad you did. One last thing. We just got married on the day the lady screamed at us at 8:20pm.