Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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December 2024

January 2025

The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Breakfast, lunch, dinner served; Thai cuisine

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Overview
Rooms
Location
Policies

Very good

Popular amenities

Bar

Parking available

24/7 front desk

Housekeeping

Explore the area

Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, 1057 KH

Foodhallen
11 min walk
Vondelpark
14 min walk
Leidseplein
4 min drive
Amsterdam (AMS-Schiphol)
23 min drive

Room options

Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

14 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

5 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

11 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

6 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

13.0 sq m
Sleeps 2
2 Single Beds

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

9 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

6 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

23 sq m
Sleeps 4
1 Double Bed and 2 Single Beds

Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

5 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

12 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

15 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

7 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

20 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

8 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

12 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

15 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

23 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

5 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

23 sq m
Sleeps 4
1 Double Bed and 2 Single Beds

Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

17 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

8 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed OR 2 Single Beds

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Hot tub

Pet-friendly

Free WiFi

Restaurant

About this property

Inn with a 24-hour front desk, a quick walk to Ten Kate Markt

Along with a restaurant, this smoke-free inn has a bar/lounge and self parking. WiFi in public areas is free. Other amenities include a 24-hour front desk, a library and multilingual staff.

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offers 31 accommodations. This Amsterdam inn provides complimentary wireless Internet access. Housekeeping is offered on a daily basis and hairdryers can be requested.

The recreational activities listed below are available either on-site or nearby; fees may apply.

Our customers tell us that they can't get enough of the helpful staff at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam. During your stay, you're just a quick walk from Ten Kate Markt. Enjoy features like free WiFi in public areas, plus a restaurant and a bar.

Free WiFi
Enjoy Thai cuisine while dining at Kevin Bacon Bar
Buffet breakfast served daily for a fee
Self-parking available for a fee
Amenities include multilingual staff, a terrace and library
On-site recreation includes bicycles to rent
Within a 15-minute walk of Ten Kate Markt and Foodhallen

There's a restaurant on site. You can enjoy a drink at the bar/lounge. WiFi is free in public spaces. A library, a terrace, and multilingual staff are also featured at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam. Limited parking is available for a fee and is offered on a first-come, first-served basis.

This 3-star Amsterdam inn is smoke free.

For a fee, guests can enjoy a buffet breakfast daily from 8 AM to noon.

Kevin Bacon Bar – This cocktail bar specialises in Thai cuisine and serves breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Languages

Dutch, English, Spanish

Property amenities

Internet

Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

Parking on site (EUR 35 per night)
Limited on-site parking

Food and drink

Daily buffet breakfast available 8 AM to noon for a fee: EUR 15 per person
A bar/lounge
A restaurant

Restaurants on site

Kevin Bacon Bar

Conveniences

24-hour front desk
Luggage storage

Guest services

Housekeeping (daily)
Multilingual staff

Outdoors

Terrace

Accessibility

If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
Bathroom emergency pull cord
Handrails in stairways (110 centimetre high)
Upper floors accessible by stairs only
Wheelchair accessible (may have limitations)
Wheelchair-accessible public bathroom
Wheelchair-accessible registration desk (120 centimetre high)
Wheelchair-accessible restaurant

2 floors
Smoke-free property

Room amenities

Bedroom

Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

Hair dryer (on request)
Towels provided

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: anytime

Contactless check-in and check-out are available

Minimum check-in age - 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM

Contactless check-out

Special check-in instructions

Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival

Access methods

Staffed front desk

Pets

No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome.

Rollaway/extra beds are not available.

Cots (infant beds) are not available.

Payment types at the property

Important information

Fees

Guests will be asked to pay the following charges at the property:

Breakage deposit: EUR 50 per stay
An effective city/local tax rate of 12.50 per cent will be charged

We've listed all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

Fee for buffet breakfast: from approximately EUR 15 per person
Self-parking fee: EUR 35 per night

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business or profession.

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy

Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges

Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed

This property accepts credit cards, debit cards and cash

Cashless transactions are available

Safety features at this property include a security system and window guards

Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival.

National rating

This property does not have a Netherlands Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our ratings system.

Property is also known as

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Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Reviews

8.0

Very good

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.8/10

Staff & service

7.8/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.0/10

Eco-friendliness

2/10 Terrible

danielle

22 Aug 2024

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Please read this and avoid at all costs.

This hotel is infested with bed bugs, they are aware of this, see reviews by other, it clearly needs to block bookings for a few weeks and have the whole place fumigated. I have around 50 bites, i have had to treat all my belongings as contaminated on my return. Charges commission on booking on top of city tax. Never came across this. The rooms themselves are small with no ventilation, we had to sleep with the door propped open as there was simply no air and I witnessed others doing the same. The rooms are grubby especially the showers. The concept of the hotel looks great, hence my decision to book, however this is by far the worst hotel I have ever stayed at in Amsterdam and i have visited upwards of 7 times, I would go as far as saying its possibly the worst hotel i have stayed in period and I am very well travelled.

Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

4/10 Poor

Sebastian

10 Aug 2024

Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2024

4/10 Poor

Kaci

Travelled with family, Travelled with partner

8 Aug 2024

Liked: Staff & service

Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities

the area is so quiet and safe with the tram only a 4 min walk away but my sheets had a blood stain and my towel also had a little stain. there’s ventilation in the rooms but our two rooms were both broken and having no windows made it very stuffy. the bar below is very nice with nice staff.

Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2024

8/10 Good

Roland

5 Aug 2024

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

If vibes alone made a place great…

Had booked one room, which was unavailable when I arrived. Moved me to a different room, which was disappointing, but nice none the less. But I guess the reassigned room was the wrong one too. Slept well, the showers were nice, and the staff were great.

Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

8/10 Good

Emily

Travelled with partner

2 Aug 2024

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities

Hotel Not Hotel was perfect for our trip. There are nice parks in the area and for those who enjoy walking it is a nice walk into the main part of town. Plenty of cafes and restaurants in the area and a nice market close by. The rooms are clean and well kept. The bathrooms are modern and relatively clean too.

Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2024

8/10 Good

Daniel

Travelled with partner

31 Jul 2024

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service

Disliked: Amenities

Lovely quirky rooms with a cool vibe. If your room is upstairs it can be quite a long and steep walk to get to the communal bathrooms Our room had absolutely no furniture except for a tiny bedstand. We had to keep our clothes on the floor our entire stay. But the placd definetly has a fun, freindly vibe

Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2024

8/10 Good

Nicolas

Travelled with partner

27 Jul 2024

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities

The washrooms were not the cleanest and they have weird layouts so you have to jump into another stall depending on what you need. We reserved the kombi room and were given the Casa no Casa which was ok as it's bigger and more comfortable. Overall good experience there

Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2024

10/10 Excellent

Raphaella

Travelled with group

26 Jul 2024

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Good struggled with the door but that's because our English arms were to weak. Cute unique little hostel/hotel blend

Stayed 5 nights in Jul 2024

8/10 Good

Matias

24 Jul 2024

Stayed 1 night in Jul 2024

10/10 Excellent

Kristin

Travelled with family

15 Jul 2024

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities

Nice place

Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2024

10/10 Excellent

Frederic

Travelled with family

12 Jul 2024

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities

Original concept, clean amenities and nice staff. The hotel is located close to Tram 17 giving easy access to the centre of Amsterdam.

Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2024

10/10 Excellent

Harleen Kaur

12 Jul 2024

Stayed 1 night in Jul 2024

8/10 Good

Austin

10 Jul 2024

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities

Our room was very small and quite warm! No one made up our bed or provided any sort of room cleaning during our stay. Bathrooms were very clean and we never had to wait. Overall, it was a place to sleep and it did the job

Stayed 3 nights in Jul 2024

8/10 Good

Verified traveller

Travelled with family

5 Jul 2024

Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Funky spot close to transport

Hotel was funky and clean. Relatively quiet with just a little noise from the bar. Close to the tram stop which was very handy for getting to the airport and into town. We were charged for our stay twice but this was quickly resolved by the manager.

Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2024

10/10 Excellent

Claudia

5 Jul 2024

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Thank you!

They were super helpful all the time. It was fun to stay in the wagon.

Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2024

10/10 Excellent

Julia

Travelled with partner

3 Jul 2024

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities

Such a fun place! Definitely will recommended to anyone I hear about heading over to Amsterdam!

Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2024

2/10 Terrible

wendah

Travelled with partner

29 Jun 2024

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities

It’s better to visit as a “modern art” installation place, but horrible place to stay. The advertisement is misleading. We literally stayed in a bookcase like storage. There were no windows and they turn off lights in the hall in the evening. There’s no ventilation and quite expensive for the very bare amenities they offer. I stayed at a Best western two years ago, and the Hotel Not Hotel made it seem like best western was a 5 star hotel. I do not recommend this place to anyone, not even the one with eclectic taste.

Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2024

6/10 Okay

Rya

27 Jun 2024

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service

Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2024

6/10 Okay

Julieta

24 Jun 2024

Stayed 1 night in Jun 2024

6/10 Okay

Terri

23 Jun 2024

Disliked: Cleanliness

Concept pretty neat and the decor was super cool which was what drew me to book this stay. It is really a Hostel and not a hotel. It is further out from central areas than I thought but easily walkable or you could take trams. However, management needs to deal with overall cleanliness and ventilation. My room under the stairs had the distinct odour of cat urine which was only partially dealt with by the small fan attached to the wall. With no windows or central ventilation, it becomes very stuffy and hot. Secondly, despite having regularly checked bedding and mattress for signs of bedbugs prior to getting into the bed, I have most definitely brought them home which is a massive nuisance. I would not personally recommend staying here until these issues are dealt with appropriately.

6/10 Okay

Paige Kate Ann

22 Jun 2024

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities

Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2024

2/10 Terrible

Ashton

Travelled with partner

21 Jun 2024

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service

Brutal experience at the hotel not hotel in Amsterdam. For starters, the room is extremely hot and stuffy. There is a fan but it does not work. We brought up our complaint to an employee and it was never acknowledged or dealt with. After that We found blood stains on the linens and pillowcases. The fact that someone went ahead and put this room together knowing that the sheets were stained with blood is unacceptable and completely unhygienic. We brought it up with the front desk and were only offered a “clean” change of sheets. For the price I would have expected a lot better. Spend the extra money and find a better place to stay when in Amsterdam.

Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2024

10/10 Excellent

Alexis

18 Jun 2024

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities

I had the best time at Hotel Not Hotel! My room was behind a hidden bookshelf. It was clean, the staff was friendly and helpful, and the location was amazing. I can’t wait to visit again!

Stayed 1 night in Apr 2024